Funny People!

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its own bottle? Why do you still call it building when its already built? If its true that we are here to help others, what are others here for? If you aren't supposed to drink & drive, then why do bars have parking lots? We are funny bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world . . . Don't you think?